Curse of the Crystal Coconut (Digital Deluxe)

by Alestorm

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Christian Mumford I used to love usenet... alt.gothic tradition with Captain Morgan's spiced rum + "talk like a pirate day"... Must have been 4:20 may the fourth be with you, Googlegroups.Baron Saturday... Porridge!! Favorite track: Shit Boat (No Fans).

Roman D Unrivaled humour and Scottish banter Favorite track: Fannybaws.

MorKroM The time has come...the Metalpirates are back with a message !!!... Partytime 🤘😂🤘 ... i accidently bought the normal version before i realised there is an digital deluxe edition ... fuck it !!! these dudes deserve the money !!! 🤟😂👍 Favorite track: Pirate Metal Drinking Crew.

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1.	Treasure Chest Party Quest 04:16	buy track
2.	Fannybaws 04:14	buy track
3.	Chomp Chomp 03:32	buy track
4.	Tortuga 03:22	buy track
5.	Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship 05:04	buy track
6.	Call of the Waves 05:05	buy track
7.	Pirate's Scorn 02:47	buy track
8.	Shit Boat (No Fans) 01:14	buy track
9.	Pirate Metal Drinking Crew 03:45	buy track
10.	Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening) 08:06	buy track
11.	Henry Martin 02:29	buy track
12.	Treasure Chest Party Quest (16th Century Version) 04:16	buy track
13.	Fannybaws (16th Century Version) 04:14	buy track
14.	Chomp Chomp (16th Century Version) 03:33	buy track
15.	Tortuga (16th Century Version) 03:19	buy track
16.	Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship (16th Century Version) 05:04	buy track
17.	Call of the Waves (16th Century Version) 05:04	buy track
18.	Pirate's Scorn (16th Century Version) 02:47	buy track
19.	Shit Boat (No Fans) (16th Century Version) 01:14	buy track
20.	Pirate Metal Drinking Crew (16th Century Version) 03:44	buy track
21.	Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening) (16th Century Version) 07:40	buy track
22.	Henry Martin (16th Century Version) 02:37	buy track

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The “Pirate Metal Drinking Crew” is back to show all the filthy landlubbers what they’re made of. ALESTORM’s sixth long-player, Curse Of The Crystal Coconut, will be released on May 29, 2020, via Napalm Records! Eleven tracks presented in ALESTORM’s typical unadulterated, chaotic fashion will pull the rug out from under your feet. Adding to that are guest performances from musical greats like Ally Storch of Subway to Sally (violin on the entire album) and Captain Yarrface of Rumahoy! A must-have, riff-laden anthem at any party, “Treasure Chest Party Quest” takes the listener onto a journey into the depths of Tortugas darkest taverns and Christopher Bowes’ unique sense of humor. The smashing, lively track “Chomp Chomp”, featuring vocals of Vreth of Finntroll, may make you never want to enter the open waters again, but will definitely entice you to dance along with its addictive melodies. “Pirate Metal Drinking Crew” is yet another foot-stomping anthem on the album that excels with a catchy rhythm and indelible hook. Be careful to not anger the great pirate Scurvy, or he might just unleash the Curse Of The Crystal Coconut with the brutal riffs of the “Pirate’s Scorn” upon you. Whether the album makes you want to grab a fresh coconut and sip it or open up a nice bottle of beer – it will definitely lead to a wild piratical escapade. For the extra-adventurous pirates amongst you, ALESTORM will release a 2-CD Mediabook with ground-breaking 16th century interpretations of the songs. Be sure to get yours.

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Alestorm Perth, UK

No other band in the galaxy creates such epic modern symphonic folk metal anthems with endless hooks that will be stuck in your head until the heat death of the universe. Or in Alestorm's own words...”Stupid songs about getting drunk and stealing treasure”. Twisted together with blistering harmonized guitar & keyboard solos, thunderous power metal majesty, and unrelenting modern metal riffing! ... more

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